It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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