that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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