One girl and one boy is just not enough.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
