they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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