dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
as a side note pls kill me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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