if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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