I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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