This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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