Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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