Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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