she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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