can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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