They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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