It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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