Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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