theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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