I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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