I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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