afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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