D3 body, D1 cock
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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