WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
