What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We just shotgunned beers for America
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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