why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize