Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize