Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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