So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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