I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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