the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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