in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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