I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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