dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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