But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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