so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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