YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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