I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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