11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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