i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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