Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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