South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Your penis caused this!
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