how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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