I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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