Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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