its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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