Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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