people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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