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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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