Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Acid is not a monday night drug
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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