grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it's great music for shaving your balls
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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