Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Dignity is for republicans.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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