a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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