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I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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