you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Help. Why am I so naked?
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