I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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