I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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