I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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