i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm both gender and math confused
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