like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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