I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
babies were throwing up all over the place
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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