Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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