Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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