Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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