nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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