Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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