I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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