He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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